10 Reasons to Stay Single by Pat Love, the most single guy at SKC
1 It’s cheaper
2 When you buy the king-size Mars Bar, you can eat it all
3 Research has proven that not having a girlfriend increases your IQ
4 You never have to hear “I think these shoes are cute because…”
5 You’ll never have to answer, “Does this dress make me look fat?” [just so you know, it’s a trick question. ALWAYS SAY NO!!!]
6 You’ll save a fortune in phone bills
7 You never have to go to the ballet [unless, you know, you wanted to…]
8 Break-Ups can be painful, and staying singles the best way to avoid them.
9 Nobody will ever know you have “Sesame St” pyjamas and sleep with a dolly named Binky.
10 You couldn’t get a girlfriend anyway.
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It was the incessant laughing.
That's not good, is it?
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click click click
NO IT ISN'T.
so that's why nott's not talking to you...
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"Rebellion against tyrants is obedience to God"
- Benjamin Franklin -
"Bad men are full of repentance"
- Aristotle -
-Paul Jennings-
i never doshit like tht
but hey 8 is very true and worth it to me aswel
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remember, musical afterparty?
you left with a girl called ianina?
yeah...
my...
GOD...
I knew there was something wrong when she kept changing from english to italian when she was moaning!
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"Rebellion against tyrants is obedience to God"
- Benjamin Franklin -
"Bad men are full of repentance"
- Aristotle -
-Paul Jennings-
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"Rebellion against tyrants is obedience to God"
- Benjamin Franklin -
"Bad men are full of repentance"
- Aristotle -
-Paul Jennings-
tht sooooo gay!
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