10 Things To Make Your School Day More Interesting:

Life at senior school can became very monotonous, especially for those in senior years. That’s why we present the first of our “10 Things To….” With a certain SKC flavour.

1. Ignore the first 6 people who say good morning to you.
2. Walk sideways into classrooms, commando style.
3. Have your fly undone all day, and when people tell you it’s undone, tell them that you prefer it that way.
4. Spend lunchtimes photocopying blank paper, and when people ask to use the machine, tell them you’re doing urgent work.
5. Go to classes that aren’t yours. Variety is the spice of life!
6. If a teacher asks you a question in class, try and include “Meow” in your answer at least 6 times.
7. Talk to Ms Parker. [Crazy Arse Bitch]
8. Tally how often teachers swear and then report it to Mr Hutchison. It won’t achieve anything, but he’ll get really annoyed. [Mr                 Hutchinson is our dep. headmaster]
9. Go to one of Mr Taylor’s year 7 art classes and see how long it takes for him to realise you shouldn’t be there. [Perpetually happy teacher who i swear's always high.
10. Stay at home.